Snuffleupagus Will Kill and Eat You

So tell us, how does it feel to be an abomination of nature, forever alienated from your proper time and place?

"So tell us, how does it feel to be an abomination of nature, forever alienated from your proper time and place?"

Following up on today’s pachyderm theme, apparently Mr. Hammond and that guy from Law & Order have finished mapping the woolly mammoth genome. Next stop PREHISTORIC CLONES!

Science and I are making a deal.  I can get by without dinosaurs in my lifetime as long we get ourselves some woolly mammoths in the next twenty years. Unfortunately when we give the mammoths talking touchscreens, the marketers at the amusement park will make them speak in the voice of Ray Romano, but there’s only so much we can do about that.

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