Tough Decisions Based on Incomplete Evidence

This blog has exclusively acquired the text of the letter George W. Bush left for Barack H. Obama in the desk of the Oval Office.

“Dear Barack,

I put my balls on something in this office. I’m not going to tell you what. Good luck!

Yours truly, George”

Was it the veto pen? Oh God.

"Listen, I've had a change of heart. This won't make sense to you now, but... it was the veto pen."


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